noun - someone who involuntarily touches the side of his head, thus giving him a microscopic weiner. Wex's are often pale and tend to resemble Frankie Muniz.
1. dork
2. verb- sexy-wexy, any person that is not very sexy, and more child abuserish
3. magic card playing, cheerleader skirt wearing, old guy who didn't leave high school and hasn't gone through puberty
Fuck you wex, your gay hey wex.... you suck I don't care how many mark downs you give me, you still go down on guys!