wangliness 

n. 1. The size, shape, or quality of one's penis.
2. In conjunction with "your," a term of respect.

Your wangliness is impressive, your wangliness.

wangliness by Wangle May 27, 2005

wangless 

A gaysian man, usually overweight, who is so fruity that he probably doesn't get any action.

Did you see that wangless guy at H&M? His round belly and tight pink t-shirt do not work at all for him.

wangless by kittyeggrolls December 26, 2007

Wankiness 

Generally being a douche bag

Wankiness: When your mate scores a goal in soccer (or something) then proceeds to do a back flip in front of everyone to show how cool he is.

Wankiness by GGGGS May 4, 2013

wangless 

Peter Phan

Peter Phan is a wangless pansy

wangless by inferno July 28, 2003

Wangless 

A state of extreme intoxication before 8pm. Resulting in a loss of memory, projectile vomiting and passing out in the gutter or on public transport.

What happened last night? 'You did a Wangless'

Wangless by K_SELL February 26, 2013