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Owned by the phone. The phone controls your life. The phone rings - you obey its command. NOT answering the phone is not an option. You are powerless. Regardless of the hour, you will obey its desire no matter how ridiculous the request. Think you had other plans? Forget it. The phone rings and you are phowned.
OMG I have this final tomorrow and I so needed to study, and then the phone rings and now I have to go and meet Francine so I can listen to her whine about her boyfriend all night. I am so phowned!
phowned by wheaty May 8, 2008
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The Post Hang Out With Girls Fart or (phowgf) is an acronym used to communicate to a bro that one has suppressed their flatulence for an extended period of time due to the presence of females. Usually, the phowgf is something to brag about as it is one loud and potent beast.
"I'm holding in the biggest phowgf right now"
phowgf by Lev Dawg January 7, 2009

PHOWAR!! 

JUST SHEER LUST WHEN SOME GORGEOUS BABE WALKS INTO VIEW OR ANYTHING THAT REALLY FLOATS YOUR BOAT OR PULLS YOUR CHAIN AND YOU JUST UTTER THE IMMORTAL WORD

PHOWAR!!!
British film Carry on Nurse,
Barbara Windsor as Nurse walks past ambulance driver and mechanic, ere look at her (driver) Phowar!!! (mechanic)
PHOWAR!! by BigDonk117 April 9, 2011

phowater 

pho broth
the soup you receive with your rice dish at a vietnamese restaurant
usually said in a fob accent
Say you're eating at a Vietnamese restaurant, and you order a rice dish that comes with soup. When the waitress brings out the rice dish but no soup, after you leave you ask yourself "WTF? Where the hell is my phowater?"
phowater by Phowater February 25, 2009
Someone who bought something very expensive with high hopes, only to find out it's completely worthless.
Person 1:I just bought an I-phone, but I need to activate it through my service provider or else it wont turn on!
Person 2: LOL! You just got i-phowned.
I-Phowned by Paul Ash August 3, 2007
A person who can sweet talk a woman into talking dirty in less than 24 hours. Also lives very dangerously and is a badass.
He got that supermodel to talk dirty 10 minutes after he met her, what a phowl!

I wish i was a phowl like him. He just jumped off a 30 foot building and survived.
Phowl by Cherney February 24, 2008