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mexican pan 

flat rock (in any canyon) anywhere in california
When I came to UR cuntry had to use mexican bedpan to make coffee,
use mexican pan to cook mexican bacon, sleep in mexican tree shanks mare & mexican taxi
MAN I was on mexican time drinking mexican water with a mexican dream my mexican shorts pull way up.
Now I a rich man!!! I have a broker firewall slut + Stock options.
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The Mexican Panda 

Noun

A sexual position where the woman is doing a hand stand at the foot of the bed (back against bed)and a male (or woman bearing proper apparatus) holds her by her left foot with one hand and puts their right middle finger in the woman's belly button while ****ing her in the a**. Recommendation: sing the mexican national anthem while you are doing it.
The Mexican National anthem is best sung during the Mexican Panda
The Mexican Panda by Adam Paul December 18, 2004

Mexican Pancake 

When a man cums on a girls face, lets it dry, then peels it off and feeds it to her.
"Yea i made my girl into a mexican pancake last night"
Mexican Pancake by Raynea December 21, 2008

Mexican pancake 

Mexican pancake is a sexual game where the man would ejaculate on a woman’s face then waits for it to dry them feeds it to her
Me and my girlfriend played Mexican pancake last night.

mexican pancake 

Beans on a tortilla with salsa. Usually frito bean dip.
Dude im so poor i had tomake a mexican pancake!
mexican pancake by Anon February 2, 2005

mexican pantie parade

the act of 2 Mexicans having gay or straight sex where the male shoves at least 8 pairs of panties into the anal cavity

Mexican pancake 

When you cum someone's face, let it dry, than they eat it
He makes the most delish mexican pancakes for me