A Hungarian surname meaning "gardener", those with this unique last name descend from a long line of
intelligent and talented Hungarians. Known for their beauty and strength, charms, wit, and
sexual prowess, it is written in old Hungarian folklore that if your path ever crosses with a Kertesz to do
whatever it takes to be with them...once you do, happiness is yours.
"Beauty, love, and happiness is power; and a Kertesz its sword".
Player #1: We're losing!
Player #2:
No shit, that's cause
the other team has a Kertesz on it!"
Lonely man: "I am so lonely and
unhappy"
Lonely man's friend: "You just need to find a Kertesz girl"