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herpapotamus 

A large or overweight house dwelling human of the female variety with public acknowledgement of having had contracted herpes due to promiscuity
Herpapotamus Herpasaurus rex
herpapotamus by kitten3077 January 4, 2012

herppopotamus 

A herppopotamus is a hippo (large girl/guy) with herpes.
Kyle: Steve, you should try and get with her

Steve: Kyle for the last time, I like big girls, just not the ones with the herps

Kyle: Got it, no herppopotamus's!

herpopotamus

A fat chick that gives you herpes.
Ryan: Yo tom did you get with that herpopotamus last night?

Tom: yea that fat chick gave me herpes
herpopotamus by Killerkyle412 October 15, 2013

Heapapotamus 

A fat tightly rolled joint or blunt.
This is a nice heapapotamus
Heapapotamus by PWcrash September 23, 2018