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Handnication 

The choice of masturbation, over fornication outside of a marriage.
I will never cheat, so when I get a no, it is handnication time.
Handnication by llcalejr May 8, 2019

handnanny 

A non-gendered term for masturbation.
"I couldn't get any poonanny tonight but at least I can get unlimited handnanny."

"Wow, I am sore from all that handnanny I got"

"Boohoohoo I'm so lonely that I now get handnanny to the thought of me getting handnanny."
handnanny by handninny January 25, 2013

Handnone 

Someone, typically a male, who is completely unattractive in every way, shape, and form.
That guy is so handnone.
Handnone by Xtreme2252 December 27, 2012

Handnazeyezaner 

How some people pronounce the word ā€œHand Sanitizerā€.
Matt heard kincaid say do you need any handnazeyezaner he said yes because he knew he was talking about hand sanitizer.
a mom who eats fruity pops and rotten bananas for breakfast with hobos at the park bench.
dude,your mom was eating some nasty shit with my real dad at the park today. shes a definate handnae.

Hdnndusjjanakslsioshnfndbhd 

The word somebody types when they fall asleep doing work
Oh I’m just going to take a little nap and...

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