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chaunce` by Jessica Madden May 23, 2017
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Chaunce
1. noun: a member of a group (predominantly men) that suck each other off with repetitive compliments
2. noun: a generally entitled douchebag
2. noun: a generally entitled douchebag
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chaunce
Definition: The word chaunce is much of an enigma in today's teenage society, but those who can fully grasp the various meanings and uses of the word will refer to it as such:
1. One who carries himself in a presumptuous manner all the while unknowingly giving off an overall vibe of uncoolness that somehow deters from the well-being of those around
2. One who fails miserably at something after premature boasts of achievement
3. Someone that denies a man what he desires most while not receiving any benefit by doing so; the denial is simply due to a lack of comprehension of the gravity of the ordeal
Other possible meanings include but are not limited to short and swift negro man and the male reproductive organ
1. One who carries himself in a presumptuous manner all the while unknowingly giving off an overall vibe of uncoolness that somehow deters from the well-being of those around
2. One who fails miserably at something after premature boasts of achievement
3. Someone that denies a man what he desires most while not receiving any benefit by doing so; the denial is simply due to a lack of comprehension of the gravity of the ordeal
Other possible meanings include but are not limited to short and swift negro man and the male reproductive organ
Examples correspond with their respective definitions:
1. "I was cock-blocked by that chaunce; he clearly does not understand the concept of 'wingman'"
2. "Yes, after receiving nothing after having her, quote, "in the palm of your hand", I name you chaunce of the week"
3. "The woman refused to let me inside her residence where her daughter I sought lay waiting"
Other forms of word: chauncedom; chaunciest; chauncier; chauncey
1. "I was cock-blocked by that chaunce; he clearly does not understand the concept of 'wingman'"
2. "Yes, after receiving nothing after having her, quote, "in the palm of your hand", I name you chaunce of the week"
3. "The woman refused to let me inside her residence where her daughter I sought lay waiting"
Other forms of word: chauncedom; chaunciest; chauncier; chauncey
Chaunce
Noun: an Über-douche; one who is deliberately ostentatious; lacks self-awareness; obnoxiously loud; frequent hash tag user; admirer of Ryan Lochte.
Chaunce by Kataar Snyburch June 14, 2013
Chaunce
Mystical creatures that dwell in college dormitories. Often put off stenches that pervade even the most sanitary environments. Chaunces are slow, make little sense in their actions, chaunce around all day, and may become violent if perturbed. Chaunces often live in dark, cavernous rooms and take no notice to their own foul odors. Beware of contact with Chaunces, they often irritate others or become extremely violent in nature.
That Chaunce is ridiculous, he does nothing all day.
Chaunce smells like shit, I guess it's because he just chaunces around all day like a chaunce.
Chaunce smells like shit, I guess it's because he just chaunces around all day like a chaunce.
Chaunce
n. An individual that removes themself from social interaction with other individuals, or avoids going to public places with friends, co-workers, family, etc.
v. The act of being a chaunce
v. The act of being a chaunce
n. I invited Jason to the party, but he's not gonna come. He's such a chaunce.
v. He chaunced out last night.
v. He chaunced out last night.