boonsquatch 

1:a sasquatch that lives in the ghetto and is popular among his peers... made up of the words ace "boon" coon and sa"squatch"

2:someone in an exclusive chat group posing as an annonymous chatter, usually with the screenname being "Boonsquatch"

1: Chewie is my main Boonsquatch!

2: Hi my name is Boonsquatch and you dont know me!

boonsquatch by Fishmang January 11, 2005

Loonsquatch

loonsquatch

/(lo͞on, skwæt)/

noun
1. (in Floridaman fokelore) a bad ass elusive monster with the body of a sasquatch and the head of a loon. It smells of smoked meats and is rumored to leave big footprints. Has been spotted in northeastern Florida.

I stumbled upon the elusive loonsquatch and I immediately became a believer.

Loonsquatch by Loonsquatchin’ October 15, 2023

blobsquatch 

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.

That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.

blobsquatch by Cuddles McStig October 23, 2008

Loonsquatch

loonsquatch

/(lo͞on, skwæt)/

noun
1. (in Floridaman fokelore) a bad ass elusive monster with the body of a sasquatch and the head of a loon. It smells of smoked meats and is rumored to leave big footprints. Has been spotted in northeastern Florida.

verb (used with or without object)
2. My mind was blown after I went loonsquatchin

I stumbled upon the elusive loonsquatch and I immediately became a believer.

Loonsquatch by Loonsquatchin’ October 15, 2023

Goonsquatch 

extremely big, tall and ugly female much resembling a sasquatch.

Any female professional basketball player; Rosie O'Donnell; teh Guiness Book of World Record holder for tallest female. "Holy shit!, there goes a goonsquatch walking down the street!"

Goonsquatch by GoonBasher October 15, 2008

Brosquatch 

Your bro for life, bra.

You Brosquatch lets get some natty ice tonight and have a megabank beast guap time!

Brosquatch by Jewman Jr.'s accomplice August 22, 2009

blobsquatch 

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.

That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.

blobsquatch by Cuddles McStig October 12, 2008