Quitimate 

'quitimate' was coined as a response to the quip 'too legit to quit'. 'too legit to quit' refers to something too good to stop (or an MC hammer song), and 'too legitimate to quitimate' is a knockoff or mockery of this.

Don't stop, that's to legitimate to quitimate!

Quitimate by previouslyadjetive April 12, 2011

quirtibate 

to experience a dyspraxia "attack" (specifically a lapse in coordination).

(quirtibate)

A: That's the fourth time you've knocked over your milk tonight, B. What the fuck.
B: It's not my fault I keep quirtibating.

quirtibate by RicoCris August 7, 2019

Quirtibate 

What happens when you're sitting around doing nothing and you end up suddenly flailing, often causing mass damage.

To cause something unexpected (especially negative) to occur physically without even realizing it, usually because of how quickly everything happens.

Jenny was holding her phone in her left hand, but she quirtibated when I shook her right hand and now she has to get her screen fixed.

Quirtibate by Emery.0 September 17, 2018

quitometer 

A forecast for how likely someone will quit their job on any given day.

Q. How's your quitometer today?
A. It's high as fuck. I'm so fucking done with this shit, I don't shit a fuck anymore.

quitometer by nilxela September 16, 2016

quitate la ropa 

Means "take off your clothes" in spanish.
Said to someone you want to take off their clothes

Hey, hottie, QUITATE LA ROPA!

Callate la boca and quitate la ropa.

quitate la ropa by shaayna May 8, 2005

Quintilateral 

Quintilateral can mean anything with five sides, somewhat similar to quadrilateral, trilateral, bilateral, and unilateral.

John, Jessica, Jimmy, Jane, and Joe had a quintilateral agreement: none of them would ever speak of last night.

Quintilateral by haneefmubarak August 1, 2013

QUITUATED

when people are talking about when they graduated high school/college they say they 'graduated'... when people are discussing when they dropped out they say they 'quituated'

adam: "i graduated back in '05; what about you?"

russell: "dude i quituated the class of '08"

QUITUATED by jennifer-somethin-or-other September 19, 2009