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When you come to the farm, my friendly goat will want you to take a gelfie with him.
Gelfie by Teothepitbull April 4, 2019
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the gelfand

when playing a game of 10 cup beer pong, the cup in the absolute center is called the "gelfand"
(while playing pong, someone makes it in the center cup) random person says: "the gelfand!"
the gelfand by its the beast February 12, 2009

Golfin' em 

The act of drinking beers faster than anyone else in the room. Usually the result of nervousness or alcoholism.
Jesus chief, did you see Phil last night? Once those girls showed up he started golfin' em 3 to 1 on me.

Katie is such a boozebag! We met her at the baby shower around noon and she was already golfin' em like it was Friday night.
Golfin' em by DFH66 February 27, 2013

Adventure Golfing 

Golfing while highly intoxicated, blazed, tripping, or a combination of the three. Golf carts are not mandatory but make the experience more fun. The goal of the game is not to win; in fact you probably will only play the first few holes. You may also golf better during adventure golfing.
George fell out of the golf cart during adventure golfing and got lost on the course.
The process in which you submit your penis to a serious of twisting, jerking movements in order to increase its size.
"I started gelking and it grew."

"My grith was lacking so i gelked."
Gelking by Anonymous Santa June 24, 2009
Being on the same wavelength as someone, being mentally in-synch with someone, or working really well together.
My GF and I were just not gelling today. She wasn't getting any of my jokes.
gelling by mangodaiquiri October 1, 2009