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Master Oogway

The legendary sigma turtle that speaks only the truth

“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway

“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway
Sheesh, you speak only truth like Master Oogway
Master Oogway by SasorSauce December 15, 2022
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master oogway

The most badass turtle in the history of turtles. Master Oogway can devestate coties with a single touch.
Did you see Master Oogway kick some ass in Kung Fu Panda?
master oogway by Zbstein_522 May 10, 2018

Oogwayed 

When rolling a joint and suddenly the wind blows the weed away.
The term Oogwayed is used from kung fu panda where Oogway sadly passes through the wind.
Roll a joint bro? Can’t bro the weed got oogwayed.
Oogwayed by Sacchelli March 12, 2020
New York slang for Shoota or shooter
Boy found the stain, ima call the ootas.
Ootas by Sloflodagaud August 1, 2021
since a youngin‘ been a oota, don’t make me call smoove up
oota by sanctioned June 22, 2020

Master Oogway

The highest of beings that made no accidents.
"there are no accidents" -Master Oogway
Master Oogway by Master_Tejas October 13, 2020