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A wood rat is a caucasian version of a hood rat. Hood rat was a word that was originally based on the black female in the hood who acted permiscuosly. So a wood rat is the white girl version of the hood rat. Wood is a term used for a white Male, so hence the white female with questionable moral integrity has been dubbed the woodrat.
Hey homeboy get rid of your old lady cause I got this woodrat coming thru to suck our ducks an buy some shit.
Woodrat by HOgG lifer August 23, 2018
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Similar to a Hoodrat, a Woodrat is a young female prone to partaking in illicit behaviors that often times lead to undesirable reputations.

The qualifying characteristic of a Woodrat derives from the locations in which she chooses to earn her status. The natural environment of a Woodrat is primarily a semi-forested suburban area, where frequent parties are held.
(Pre Party): Yo, get some Woodrats here, im tryin to get my dick wet.

(Mid Party): Where's Tom?
I think he dipped out to go have sex with that Woodrat.

(Post Party): I raw dogged that Woodrat last night
Woodrat by WoodRatSlayer January 9, 2010
A person who participates in sketchy entertaining activities they only get away with because of their secluded rural location. Includes but is not limited to target practice with unlicensed firearms, surfing on pallets getting pulled behind ATVs and pretty much anything to do with weed.
Did you hear the neighbors getting up to some Woodrat shit last Saturday night? No way those guns are legal.
Woodrat by MamaDiaspora July 5, 2022

scummy woodrat 

If someone is pissing you off you can call them a scummy woodrat to permanently damage their ego and cripple their self esteem.
scummy woodrat by Cuntryhole March 5, 2018

Dan woodgates 

Dan woodgates is an animal in the name of booze, but will get with any thing over 18 stone that moves, loves the plus size ladies
Fat birds in NB's Dan woodgates would like to have sex with
Something you say if you consistenly fall asleep in psychology and seem to be heinously retarded.
"I believe you said woodcat."
Woodcat by Retarded Girl September 30, 2004

the woodmatch 

The woodmatch is a when you try fucking your girlfriend up the ass when she doesnt want you to, making her clinch her hole, therefore drying it up completely. And yet you still proceed. Now its called the woodmatch because rubbing your penies on that hole can be like rubbing a woodmatch on cement, leaving your dick smelly and red.
fuckin bitch got the woodmatch
the woodmatch by Cobbs666 December 6, 2006