Skip to main content

hippocritic 

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.
After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."
hippocritic by jpg3 October 8, 2011

hippocritical 

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.
I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.
hippocritical by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013

Hippocrip 

A hippo who is involved in a gang.
The hippocrips kidknapped the President's son.
Hippocrip by hatersmashpertaters September 12, 2018

hippocritter 

Dieting with many talkative overweight people prompted the play on the words, "overweight yacky hypocrite". A person who often talks a "good weight loss" but cannot follow through.
She kept talking about how 120 lbs was going to be easy yet after 3 year, she's gained weight. What a hippocritter!?!
hippocritter by Chris Yandall November 16, 2004

hippocrite 

A person that overweight and denigrates others who are also overweight.
Richard: There's no way I'd ever date Florence, she's huge!
Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.
hippocrite by Neologician November 14, 2012

hippocrite 

A squishy hippo that happends to be hypocritical of others. Derived from the word hypocrite, but accomodated to specificy hippos.
Wow she's such a hippocrite. She tells us to eat ourselves but she never does it!