The term used to define the total mass of hairs on a body. Martyn Balfour is a good example of this phenonemon when all hair is overgrown and past the stage of "razor bladable" to cut. May result in loss of skin and extreeme head lice
Undesirable young woman from Glasgow. Commonly (although not necessarily) from the schemes, usually fat and hacket with a perm. Can become worryingly attractive after the consumption of copious amounts of booze, with potentially alarming results.