fitzing 

The act of overthinking or analyzing a simple problem, also known as confusing people or AVI'ing it.

Guy 1: Well if you take the tire off and check it then blah blah blah...

Guy 2: Come on man I just want to rotate my tires quit fitzing it.

fitzing by 264 QA January 15, 2010

Fitzing 

Telling a lie.

Shannon said she sent the package, but she was fitzing.

Fitzing by Llamanda May 6, 2018

Fitzing 

verb

The act of engaging in possibly regrettable drunken sexual intercourse with a friend.

Lucy and Dylan were fitzing last night

Fitzing by LFGLMB April 9, 2022

Fitzing 

To lie, cheat and steal while bragging to the boys thinking you are hot shit.

Mike was fitzing when he hired a prostitute in the red light district of Amsterdam.

Fitzing by Xhfhbcf March 27, 2024

Fitzing the schlitz 

When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.

Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."

Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"

Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"

Tim: Commits seppuku

Fitzing the schlitz by Larroldo Rivera December 27, 2008

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futzing 

Where I come from, the word Futzing meant puttering.

On a rainy day, I find myself futzing around the houe.

futzing by MIMI KLEIN March 11, 2005