When a
guy is comfortably reclining (on a bed, in a chaise lounge, or any other suitable seating device) with a raging throbber, and his
lady-
friend walks into the room, coyly strolls up to him and his veiny bastard, and acts as if she'
s about to sit on his dick, fulfilling his wildest sexual fantasies. HOWEVER, instead of gently lowering herself upon him, she takes a gigantic, steaming shit on his member, and triumphantly walks out. Thus, the
man is left with blue balls covered in a pile of steaming, brown mess, and the woman emerges victorious.