Dick Money 

Money given to a person by one's mom too get laid.

Becky gives her son monthly allowance too get laid. This is called Dick money

Dick Money by Qdino April 25, 2014

dick money 

Slang for poor pay. Often shorted to "dick".

Tyler quit his job at the restaurant because he was making dick in tips, so he slinging weed now and doing great. (Dick = dick money)

dick money by Bowl Pool Commish February 7, 2018

dick money 

(n.) A type of currency associated with a man's genitalia. It can be used instead of cash, change, debit cards, credit cards, checks or money orders. Only accepted at certain locations; examples include but are not limited to The Gap, Denny's, Turtle Bay Tavern NYC, Plan Parenthood. Dick Money is typically created after a woman performs oral sex on a man - turning his dick into a commodity of wealth.

Sal: Hey, you wanna go out tonight?
Austin: Nah man I'm broke.
Sal: Just have some bitch suck your dick.
Austin: Hell yeah...I'm gonna get me that dick money.

dick money by kdubs1021 June 10, 2011

dick money 

Money that is ascertained through any situation that involved the use of a man's penis.

bro 1: yo, it's fall break, you comin' out tonight?
bro 2: nah man, I'm hella broke.
bro 1: prostitution appears to be the quickest solution, sir. You have 5 hours to be at the bar. Go!
bro 2: 'Bout to get that dick money!

dick money by hoffmaja October 11, 2011

Dick Money 

Is money made from sucking or fucking a dick .

Person 1 : Hey , what happened with you and that girl last night

Person 2 : Ha , we fucked so I gave her dick money

Dick Money by dizzyangel June 20, 2025

big dick money 

n. When your dick is so big it can be exchanged for lesser commodititties.

Samuel: Last night I spent my big dick money on a one night stand with Sally.
John: Big dick money well spent right there.
Samuel: Let's just say that the economy in my pants inflated 69% over the past 24 hours.

big dick money by luscious rolls and large nubs March 6, 2016

big dick money 

The money made from having a big dick. Yes, it's a job!

Omg I made $2000 from having big dick money!

big dick money by urawesomeweirdo February 2, 2016