1)
A: Y'all play that Warble Scarcraft?
B: What the actual fuck is a warble scarcraft?
A: That game with the magic and the dwarves and orcs and the nolifers
B: Do you mean
World of Warcraft!
A:
Something like that, I think
2.
A: Hey, the juice is ready in nine minutes
B: I'm sorry what
A: The juice is ready in nine minutes
B: Oh... I heard something different.
A: What?
B: I thought you said the Jews did 9/11
A:
What the fuck kind of warble scarcraft is that
B: Idk dude it sounded super fucked and I was concerned