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Metabolaskiss 

A legendary animal that ninjas get their power from. They battle the Metabolaskiss and if they acquire the toe fungus of one, they can snort it and become ninjas.

Metabolaski resemble oranges with two eyes and a mouth when they are young but soon develop the characteristic squidward-nose and three "arms" and three very large feet.
At adolescence, they develop the antennae on the top of their head that doubles as a method of metabolaskiss communication and a mating ritual and organ.


Humans cannot see Metabolaski, and they choose whom they believe are worthy of battle. Once a battle is engaged, the human feels as if they are trapped in a bubble, and cannot see anything that was previously around them. The Metabolaskiss supplies their opponent with ONE weapon of their choice and its to the death from there, or to the fungus?

They reproduce asexually and have been known to mate with humans...this is not a very pleasent sight and only one known case of a human-metabolaskiss developing to full maturity has ever been recorded and the end result was the most hardcore Algebra 2 teacher ever.


Note: Some claim that metabolaski only appear when their opponents are smoking fruit from a hookah, but this has not yet been proved.

Also note: Metabolaski hate humans, no human has ever lived for more than a day within a three kilometer radius of a metabolaskiss.

Also note again: Schnappi, a popular kids cartoon in Germany, is currently leading the human force in the epic battle of humans vs metabolaski
1. OH MY GOD I SAW A METABOLASKISS!

2. A metabolaskiss killed my brother so i couldnt do my homework.

3. -So what are you gonna be for halloween?
-A metabolaskiss slayer
Metabolaskiss by Blind Prophet January 29, 2009

secondary metabolites

Compounds which have found in natural sources like flavonoids, anthraquinones, alkaloids etc. These compounds don't play essential role like primary metabolites for the plants or other resources. Most of them can use as a drug or drug raw material.
Flavonoids are one of the most important secondary metabolites that show potent antioxidant activity.

Metabolass 

A term used to describe someone who can consume large amounts of calories and not gain weight
"What does eating a whole pumpkin pie have to do with this, Metabolass!?"
Metabolass by Metabolass November 12, 2022

metabotex 

Christian and a jesus h christ supporter and worshipe. He also sucks pp at crab game and he is from pakistan and supports pakistani elephants
metabotex by pedophile818 July 13, 2022

metabotex 

somebody who supports christ very dearly
Guy 1: Hey bro are you a metabotex

Guy 2: no im Muslim sorry
metabotex by pedophile818 July 14, 2022

metasolation

noun. The emotional state of feeling deeply connected through Meta’s platforms while simultaneously experiencing physical or emotional isolation.
After hours online, she felt a strange metasolation, surrounded yet alone.”
metasolation by Monky Brainz November 7, 2025