myfon 

A Myfon is secretly desired mature over weight female with huge saggy tits and massive ass that has bushy blond hair. They are usually found hanging out in bingo halls around the globe....GLOBAL MYFONS

Oh my god look at that myfon

myfon by C Bank January 6, 2018

Mylon 

Warm, funny,witty, charming, intelligent, mischievous, handsome, incredibly artistic and creative, Mylon's also have a flair for the dramatic, along with a dark side you really dont want to bring out. A Mylon will forgive wrongdoing, but may never forget it. Overall, a Mylon is an amazing, incredible, desirable thing to have. Just keep it away from negativity and remember that Mylons like to be loved on a lot. A Mylon usually has a great sense of humor and a great smile!

Girl: Mommy, when I grow up, I want a to marry a Mylon and live in a castle.

Mom: Honey, that's great. Just remember, Mylons need a lot of care and you can't throw water on them or they turn mean! In other words, don't make him sad or angry and you will have a great life.

Mylon by ChristyLynn75201 September 29, 2011

Father McFondles 

Generic name for a priest who molests children.

No Father McFondles! I don't want to play deep sea submarines again!

Father McFondles by Procket Man April 5, 2015

Myeon

Goddess, princess, tiny and adorable baby

A: Who's Myeon?
B: She's my wife fuck off

Myeon by j. d. Jebemu mater više March 9, 2021

Myfanwy 

In France, the word myfanwy is often used to describe someone who is an absolute legend

Oh she's definitely a myfanwy !

Myfanwy by not_van March 6, 2021

mykonos 

A Greek island in the Aegian sea.
A great party island with beautiful beaches.

I went to Mykonos in July and I came back with the greatest memories and the hottest tan!

mykonos by Very hot girl October 6, 2007

Myron 

Usually A Person With A Very Large Penis.

Bedroom Skills Are Incredible.

Myron Was Great Last Night.

I Suggest You Find Yourself A Myron.

Myron by MrOfficial January 8, 2014