marriage 

the number one cause of divorce

marriage by Anonymous October 24, 2003

marriage 

Betting someone half your shit you'll love them forever.

After pressuring me into marriage, Kendra now tells me that after 4 years she no longer loves me. So she gets to keep my house, my car, and my boat. I have to totally foot the bill to raise our children, and if I behave she'll let me see them every other weekend.

marriage by cannonball967 August 5, 2015

Marriage 

A never ending compromise

Guy 1: This is a never ending compromise

Guy 2: Ha ha like marriage

Marriage by The Original Kweej December 25, 2017

Marriage 

It is when two people come together and choose to do what is best for their unit over each individual. Marriage is a legal contract that two parties make with each other and there are penalties for not continuously working on the marriage like you would a garden. Weeds will come in and plants will die if you don't water the garden. Same with a marriage. Both parties must work to keep each other happy and treat each other nice regardless of what tough times they are experiencing individually. Life is no longer just about you, it is about the team. When this happens, you will know you are in a real marriage.

We are in this marriage for the long run so we don't worry about the little things

Marriage by Dilemmas.co November 13, 2020

marriage 

long term prostitution

Instead of paying full price at the strip club, Jim used marriage to setup a payment plan.

marriage by longer34119 July 23, 2019

marriage 

a licence to fuck

conservatives are big on protecting the sacred bond of marriage.

marriage by krupa May 29, 2004

marriage 

What you should do when you are over 60. This makes sure that you wont get on each others nerves for very long.

Dorothy and Jon had a short marriage he died at 73. She barely got to know him.

marriage by ItsMillyTime August 4, 2007