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Monkeybird 

The name of the flying beasts in The Wizard of OZ. Also can be associated with hideous looking females.
"Damn man, that woman be looking like a monkeybird!"
Monkeybird by Hosami March 17, 2009

Monkeytard 

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.
Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.

monkeybitten 

Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites
"wow!! will you get a look at that girl!! she is hot!!" "no way dude she is monkeybitten".
monkeybitten by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005

MonkeyBurrito 

When a monkey is in a burrito, is the burrito and also not in the burrito at the same time. An elusive creature that also goes by "Arthur" and "Tom." No one knows where it came from but it's cute as heck.
Yo, have you seen MonkeyBurrito? I heard he's making a Taco Bell in Minecraft.
MonkeyBurrito by monkeyburrito November 1, 2020

MonkeyBeard 

A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.
I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!
MonkeyBeard by Philip Sap June 14, 2008

Monkeybar Effect 

When a woman holds onto her current relationship until she can secure another relationship.

Just like monkeybars, you hold onto one bar before grabbing the next. The Monkeybar Effect is the same only with a woman who will keep her man only until she finds another man of equal or superior quality.
Wow she's waiting for him to say yes before breaking up with her current guy? Monkeybar Effect much?