Fingerwigglin' describes a musical phenomenon wherein an alleged musician wiggles his or her fingers and presumes to convince the listener that the sound produced thereby is music. In Jazz, a player who knows a few scales (especially the Pentatonic Blues scale) but has little to no chord knowledge and can't arpeggiate for crap often fills entire sets of tunes with mind-numbing fingerwigglin'.

Man, that pianist tonight was on fire! Too bad most of what he was doin' was obliterated by that fingerwigglin' trumpet monkey.

Fingerwigglin' by Cannonballs Badderly January 13, 2009

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Fingerage

Rage fingering a hole.

Oral and butt fingerage is a common combination.

Fingerage by sf’s defs December 27, 2020

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The ole fingerbag

The neighborhood, school yard, or community slut/whore/milf....basically anything that enjoys a good fingering a little too much

Jarod-"Do you know Michelle?"
Jimmy-"No, who is she?"
Jarod-"You know! The ole fingerbag that live a couple houses down?"
Jimmy-"OHHHHH! That Michelle!

The ole fingerbag by demonblaster March 14, 2009

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Fingerwank

Any form of male masturbation where only fingers are used instead of the whole hand.

See also: Steve Irwank, Lotion Basket, Jelly Side Up, Jelly Side Down, and Transgender Soldier.

"I prefer to fingerwank so I don't get my hand sticky."

Fingerwank by Sheltered and Homeschooled July 31, 2017

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