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It's time to fucking collect 

A phrase used when a person believes they are owed something (e.g. a favor), and the time for that repayment has come.
Often, the person(s) who the phrase is directed at is unaware of the need for repayment.
Dennis & Sally: Hi Frank, congrats on buying your new condo! Can you believe it was only six months ago when you were helping us move into our own place?

Frank: Good point- It's time to fucking collect!
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It's time to fucking collect 

A phrase used when a person believes they are owed something (e.g. a favor), and the time for that repayment has come.
Often, the person(s) who the phrase is directed at is unaware of the need for repayment.
Dennis & Sally: Hi Frank, congrats on buying your new condo! Can you believe it was only six months ago when you were helping us move into our own place?

Frank: Good point- it's time to fucking collect!

saskia collett 

she doesn't admit her love to certain guys such as a certain kings boy and she loves to vomit especially on carpets and in cars
friend 1: hey there is saskia collett should we say hey
friend 2: nah man im straight soz saskia collett
saskia collett by wertyuhjbn September 20, 2019

Collect Skin 

Sometimes you might see this in your cantonese speaking friend's convos. In Chinese, Sau Pei means shut up. And if you translate Sau Pei word for word then it means Collect Skin.
Weird things that chinese people come up with lol

collect samples 

to masterbate.

Was created while NYU students were trying to come up with ideas for research in applied mathematics and though of doing research in masterbation. One student volunteered to "collect some samples."
Yo man I need to go to the bathroom and collect samples for this project.
collect samples by en1ightened August 16, 2006

collect the full set 

An accident, usually involving a mechnaically-propelled vehicle, which is sufficently serious to require the attendance of all emergency services; police, fire service, paramedics, tow truck, and in extreme cases a mortuary van.

The perpetrator of the incident is said to have "collected the full set".
"Sorry I'm late, some idiot in a sports car had decide to collect the full set on the exit ramp of junction 15"

serve and collect 

what the "law" really does as opposed to serve and protect
"All them cops really wanna do is serve and collect. Serve me a ticket and collect my money!"