seacrest

A straight guy that enjoys the act of giving blowjobs, but is otherwise totally straight.

"Dude, i heard that Alex is totally a seacrest."

seacrest by Spazzer April 28, 2005

seacrest

v. - to trick someone, using long and painful pauses, making them think the absolute worst, then thinking the best

Boy: Baby, I'm sorry, I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore...

(girl starts crying)

... I want to be your husband! Marry me!

Girl: Oh my god, you totally seacrested me!

seacrest by adorkablealli April 3, 2009

Seacrest

v. To entice someone with greatly desired information before withdrawing from the conversation. Primarily done on television when information is about to be revealed, but the show goes to commercial.

We'll reveal the results...after the break. Just kidding, I wouldn't Seacrest you.

Seacrest by Psychosis13089 April 17, 2008

Seacrest

The left over semen that has dried and crusted onto a towel.

"Honey, you need to wash this towel... It's covered in seacrest"

Seacrest by princesspuglove June 2, 2012

Seacrest

To do or say something extremely cheezyand uncool.

"Dude, so I working this hot babe and she was interested in going on a date, then I told her some lame joke trying to make her laugh and I totally Seacrested. She walked away and she has not give me the time of day since then."

Seacrest by AAT May 16, 2004

seacrest out 

A term used by metrosexuals to end phone conversations.

Wes: Seacrest Out
Mike: Dude, you are such a fag

seacrest out by Matt Roe August 12, 2005

Seacrest out 

Coined by Ryan Seacrest as a "sign-off" line. Possibly inspired by the 1960's television series "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea", whose submarine was named the Seaview. When the captain was communicating via radio, he would sign-off as "Seaview out".

Goodnight ladies and gentlemen. Seacrest out!

Seacrest out by eltoro71 June 15, 2009