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on easy street 

in a condition of solvencey, ease, and tranquility
Lisa: "Say what you want Bart, but I think your a dimwit."

Bart: "Well from now on this dimwit is on easy street."

- The Simpsons
on easy street by Light Joker December 28, 2005

Ur pet toad on easy mode 

The most viciously brutal insult in the history of mankind. Will turn anyone who is roasted with it to a atomic bomb doomed to explode
Sam: Ur mom gay
Jack: Well, ur dad lesbian
Sam: Well, ur granny tranny and your ancestors molesters.
Jack: Don't make me say the words
Sam: Do it
Jack: Ur pet toad on easy mode
Sam: Turns into atomic bomb and wipes out 3 continents
*Jack learned a life lesson to not say Ur pet toad on easy mode or your friends will die and falls into coma*

Your pet Toad is on easy mode 

Even more devastating than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Anyone who gets insulted like this will die immediately.
John: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Joe: Don't make me destroy you with the power of Your pet Toad is on easy mode.
John: Do it, you won't
Joe: Your pet Toad is on easy mode
John: *turns into ballistic missile and explodes 3 continents*
Joe: AH, YEAH, MR. COOL

Your pet Toad on easy mode will kill anything involved execpt the insulter as you see from that example.

take it easy on the soap 

What you tell a fat girl that you just F'd when she goes to take a shower.
When Carla goes to the bathroom to take a shower tell her to "Take it easy on the soap" because last time she used up the whole bar of soap in one shower.

easy on the eyes

-Compliment.
-Phrase meaning someone or something is good to look at it.
-Not painful to look at because its some-what decent looking and figuratively won't "blind" you if you see it.
-When used towards a person, can be applied to either male or female.
Ex. Some of the celebrities mentioned in People magazine's annual "Sexiest People" lists could also be called easy on the eyes since they're supposedly good-looking.

Team Easy On 

The best cycling team in the world. They have taken the world by storm in Tour de France in 2004. They´re a famous cycling team in Denmark. Captained by Bobby Olsen. Manager was Henning Primdahl. And the dutch sportstar Pim de Keysergracht. They were so genius that they began the Tour de France race at night whilst the others where sleeping. they actually won it that year, but unfortunately the whole thing was corrupt from the inside. So they actually didn´t win it. They got real mad, but they were then worshipped by Denmark. And later became Gods to the whole world. Oh and they are sponsored by a condom company called Team Easy On. That´s why they are called Team Easy On.
-Team Easy On are so good.
-Yes i know right?
-They won Tour de France in ´04.
Team Easy On by Rassyboy January 23, 2018