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to take a 3 to 10 second chug of hard liquor straight from the bottle in order to get significantly drunk extremely quickly.

less than three seconds is NOT a shwack.
dude, i remember taking a ten second shwack... and nothing else.
shwack by buttholio_portfolio September 18, 2010
to jump onto or cut apart trees or bushes with your snowboard.
damn, did you just see him shwack that bush. that was sick. My turn!
shwack by hyborian November 27, 2003
Joe: I like your shoes, are they new?
Freddy: Yeah they’re pretty fucking shwack, thanks bro
Shwack by IfYouCouldSeeWhtIsee November 19, 2018
Shwack is another way to say masturbate. My friend is named Shwack because he shwacks a lot.
i shwack two times in the morning, i shwack two times at night. I shwack two times in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright. I shwack two times in time of peice and two in time of war. I shwack to times before i shwack two times and then i shwack two more.
shwack by Shwack December 28, 2005
A newbie whose presence has no purpose.
Regular hoodlum: Johnnie's such a shwack!
a whole shitload, usually used to describe illicit substances....or beer.
Wow! I didn't know you were gonna get a thousand pills. Dude thats a shwack of E man.
shwack by chinesemaster8 July 28, 2006