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scamwich 

The act of bribing someone with a tasty sandwich as payment for aiding in a strenuous/superfluous endeavor.

*Recipients should be wary, bribers may or may not renege on sandwich payment.*
Will: "Hey Mac, would you mind helping me load these 57 bags of concrete mix into my truck?"

Mac: "Are you serious!?! I've got other sh-"

Will:"There is a Publix Chicken Tender sub in it for you."

Mac: "Damn you and your scamwich tactics!. . . alright, I'll help."
scamwich by JDMGio October 27, 2010
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scranwich 

A sandwich made from the things at the back of your cupboard/fridge, usually that you wouldn't eat on it's own...or a sandwich made with scran
Bill : wow i'm starving, and theres nothing in :(

John : make a scranwich!

Bill : oh yeah !!
scranwich by Shmogul+Headless January 27, 2005

Scamwich 

The descriptor of the situation where;

- An individual purchased a luxurious looking 'filling packed' sandwich.

- Said sandwich is then unwrapped or de-bagged for consumption.

- The consumer is them revealed to how the sandwich is actually structured; fillings all packed up onto the 'show-side' with little to no filling in the back, resulting in a scamwich.
Aww shit man, I went to this bomb-ass bakery and saw this fuckin' sweet lookin' sandwich in the cabinet. Opened that shit once I got back to work - bitch behind the counter sold me a scamwich.
Scamwich by Ole goofy ass December 29, 2016
It is used in place of "sandwich," for the intellectually lazy, during speech.
Person 1: I am eating a PB&J sanwich

Person 2: You mean "sandwich"

Person 1: No I don't enunciate my words

Person 2: Ok, that makes sense and also explains why you are eating a "PB & J" in the first place.

Sanwichon 

Sandwich Cake
Big Sandwich

DESCRIPTION OF A SANWICHON
Boiled Chicken Breasts Salad Sandwich with all of the edges removed. The sanwichon is triple stacked with bread, cream chease filling, chicken salad, bread, cream cheese filling, bread. The Salad ingredients are White Onion, Shredded Carrots, Chopped Celery

Mayo, Mango Slices, Seasoned With Sea Salt & Fresh Ground Pepper.

Once the sanwichon is stacked, it is completely covered on all sides like frosting on a cake with a delicious
Cream Cheese, Sour Cream & Mango frosting all topped with chopped pecans & sliced Chile Poblano Pepper strips.
Sanwichon is cut into bread size slices and usually served with chips or something salty and crispy to help compliment
it's attributes.
What are they serving at the party, I hope it's sanwichon.
I like sandwiches, but one taste and I fell in love with sanwichon.
It's like the ultimate Mexican meal in a sandwich, really!!!
Sanwichon by VIVAVILLE.com June 26, 2013

scamwich 

1. noun- A stolen sandwich.
variations: Scramwich, Scamwich, scammich.
1. Check out this scamwich i stole from the staff fridge.
scamwich by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008