tiddlewap 

To have big gay hair and make up stupid words that annoy people.

Guy:I tiddlewap all the time
Girl: Shut up Gay Hair

tiddlewap by Sheepwad April 13, 2005

tiddlewak 

when u slap a girl with ur dick, on the face or tit.

do u want me to tiddlewak u.

tiddlewak by rla October 23, 2007

Tiddlywank 

A penis of small size and girth.

Phil: Well, show me your schlong, Dan.
Dan: OK ;)
Phil: Wow, that is one tiddlywank you have there!

Tiddlywank by Diddly-dong April 16, 2015

tiddlefart

One word that describes all words

She was so fine, she was a tiddlefart

tiddlefart by JJowe November 18, 2017

Toddlewash 

Sexual attraction to watching bathing children

That guy isn’t just a paedo he like to toddlewash

Toddlewash by Smonk February 10, 2020

tidlewaving

when two people sit in a bath, one of the recipients shits onto the surface of the water and using a wave like motions guides the log into the others mouth without the shit sinking. if the shit sinks it must be removed from the bath by drinking all the bathwater over a period of days

lets get in the bath for some tidlewaving

tidlewaving by Big Ant May 24, 2006

Toddlewand 

(N) Toddler, Young child

Younger person in a relationship

1. Daniella's such a cougar, she likes that toddlewand over there.

2. That is the cutest toddlewand I've ever seen!

3. Bianca's dating a toddlewand!

Toddlewand by itsbritbaby96 February 19, 2011