man cock 

The total awesomeness of a single male in a large group of people. To become a "man cock" you must do something totally freaking awesome, and have it recognized by the group of peers. Once given the "man cock" status one can only give it away, it can not be taken. The "man cock" can give full rights to the title of "man cock" or just a temporary pass to the "man cock" title. One is "man cock" until he gives it away to the future "man cock".

Jeff you are the Man Cock!

man cock by Man Cock November 10, 2008

man cock 

The tastiest portion of the male anatomy.

I love the Man Cock!

man cock by Mike Doyle April 6, 2003

Man cock 

Man cock

Tyler loves man cock and is straight

Man cock by dil howelter July 6, 2017

Big Fat Spider Man Cock

A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.

Hey Josh, show me that big fat spider man cock

Big Fat Spider Man Cock by no royals October 1, 2016

cryinass man cock 

a grown ass man who whimpers and whines like a bitch.

Sherri: hey who won the baggo tournament?
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.

Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.

cryinass man cock by messy bun November 19, 2017

poor man's cock 

An old, beaten up car that is considered by it's owner to be the 'dog's bollocks' (or an extension of his manhood), when in reality it is a piece of crap that has been given a tastless and offensive chav transformation using cheapo motor store and eBay 99p 'stick on' shite. Expect to see big bore exhausts or chrome 5" wide add-on stuck over the exisiting tailpipe (and lots of blue smoke), home made whale tail spoilers, spray can paintjobs, blue LED washer jets, neons, chrome hubcaps that are supposed to look like alloys, lexus style or blacked out rear lights, shite music played too loud and cap adorned, blingtastic chav driver wearing burberry or bench clothing from TK Maxx.

"Oh my god, look at that twat driving in his poor man's cock." or "Jesus, that car is a piece of shit, a real poor man's cock."

poor man's cock by Goops The Jetman September 10, 2008

Cock-man-chu 

When a man with a large punishment drapes his manhood against the upper lip of his lover to resemble a Fu-man-chu

"My man gave me a cock-man-chu last night. He's so long!!"

Cock-man-chu by ScoobaSt3v3 May 4, 2022