helperton 

A person, usually a coworker, who's offering unsolicited and undesirable help, being more of a nuisance than a source of actual help.

That helperton insisted on bagging my groceries, and he put all of the heavy frozen foods in a single paper bag which ripped apart as I was carrying it out.

helperton by boyziggy June 25, 2017

hypertonic osmosis 

Sticking it in your homie or a guy the night before a workout. This allows testosterone to be transferred between the 2 dudes. This method was created by Shulk.

My workout went crazyy today because me and some guy I met at the gym last week did some hypertonic osmosis last night.

hypertonic osmosis by ImGoated April 7, 2021

hellertown 

Literal hell; cops like to pull you over for absolutely no reason; they sit at 7 eleven on Main Street at 3am; sucks for finding bud; not many places to explore; meth labs

Hellertown Pennsylvania

hellertown by Hunnn1996 January 27, 2018

Hypertonic Chinchillamoose Kush 

Found only in Argentina. Side-effects include 'Thinking you are hatching from an egg.'

we smokin on dat hypertonic chinchillamoose kush. chea dat good shit

Hypertonic Chinchillamoose Kush by holisterr February 17, 2009

Hypertone 

The fastest form of music, if it even is. It goes from 1,200,000 BPM to "Infinity"1.
1: A.k.a: a point where you can't hear it even with audio amplification.

Dumbass: ew people make Hypertone? that's pretty gay
Dumbass2: Hypertone is good you dumbass

Hypertone by Noobinthetrash February 20, 2023

Hypertone 

Hypertone is the fastest music genre starts at 2.5 million bpm. Other music from the same genre speedcore is extratone, ultratone, flextone, supertone, extradrone and deadtone.

Hypertone is one of the most cancerous things a human thing can hear.

Hypertone by stoerd September 19, 2019

hypertonic 

pertaining to literary narrations that exhibit vomitous superfluity

Hypertonic fiction is magical realism gone wrong: it is when (post-Satanic Verses) Rushdie, in trying to achieve Marquez, bloats magic/metaphor to a point where a reader's "suspended disbelief" droops into profound mistrust.

hypertonic by Sabrina Sadique December 15, 2008