Third on 

The state of the Penis which is not quite a Semi, but definitely not completely flaccid.

'Third on' - Literately a third of the way through the erection stage.

"Dude, she's almost hot, I've kinda got a third on going on!"

"Wow that was an long drive, I've got a third on 'cause of the chaffage.

Third on by funkymunkey101 March 15, 2009

Third on 

An erection that is between a Semi and a full on raging boner

Hey man, did you see those homeless men jerking each other off? It gave me a third on

Third on by bobskaggs June 7, 2017

born on third base 

term coined by the great Barry Switzer to describe someone who was born with a silver spoon in their mouth but has an arrogance and thinks their standing in life is because of their own doing.

The Cooker: "i hate hanging out at the Kirk Hotel with all of these arrogant, rich punks that think they are an international man of leisure."
Pete Dick (calling Oak the goon): "look dude, just focus on jacking for beats and I will take care of these fucks that were born on third base."

born on third base by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

Standing on third base 

When a person inherits a great situation or place but did not lay down the groundwork themselves.

Standing on third base thinking they hit a triple.

Standing on third base by CuetoS December 3, 2021

Standing on third base 

When a person inherits wealth or a situation in which they did not lay the groundwork for its success.

Standing on third base thinking they hit a triple.

Standing on third base by CuetoS December 3, 2021

rubber wheel on the third rail 

1. Totally clueless. 2. Willfully and proudly ignorant. 3. Out of touch with reality.

"His entire life, especially in public office, with a record of bad decisions, inability to form coherent unscripted sentences, coupled with that self-satisfied smirk, all prove he's usung a rubber wheel on the third rail."

rubber wheel on the third rail by glazeonglass May 25, 2008

Punting on the third strike 

So, punting on third strike, yeah it's like when you like throw your knee into the ball and take one for the team and so you could take a base, but you just go punch the picher out and then go for a touchdown #extrainnings cuz bath salts, yeah.

Bitch I'm already Punting on the third strike. do you really even know what I mean?

Punting on the third strike by Patroncowboyvaquero June 6, 2018