Saying, in essence, that you can't answer that question, since, to the Human Resources dept, it might qualify as sexual
harassment to say what you
really feel.
Them: So, Mike, I heard that the USTTA
changed the size of ping pong balls. How big are YOUR balls? Heh heh.
Me: (smiling)
HR says 'no comment'.
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Someone else at work: So, have you met Warren's new receptionist,
Julie? What do you think about her?
Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'. (serious face) Seriously though, she seems competent.