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battle skank 

A rare variety of woman that prides herself on her skanking abilities. One which is ready and willing to engage in acts such as space docking or the legendary poop scissors.
Shane and I were out last night and encountered a real life battle skank. we identified her and no more than a second later she had her box spread open yelling "SOMEBODY SHIT IN ME!!!"
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battle skank 

A rare variety of woman that prides herself on her skanking abilities. One which is ready and willing to engage in acts such as space docking or the legendary poop scissors.
Shane and I were out last night and encountered a real life battle skank. We identified her and no more than a second later she had her box spread open yelling "SOMEBODY SHIT IN ME!!!"

bottle skank 

Common term used in Las Vegas nightclubs. An attractive or mildly attractive female at a nightclub that creeps into a male's VIP section to drink free booze and typically skanks it up at multiple tables until she ends up white girl drunk. Usually addicted to coke or pills.
Don't give that bottle skank any of our booze. We won't be able to get rid of her and she might steal our wallets.

Bottle Shank 

A broken bottle used as a weapon. Typically seen in the stereotypical movie bar fight.
We got into a fight at the bar last night until someone broke a bottle and started threatening us with the bottle shank.
Bottle Shank by Gravy Spank April 24, 2009

Battleskunk 

A very hairy and smelly vagina common in older women and the french. A man may conquer the battleskunk by taking a pair of trimmers to bed with the woman, shaving the muff, retaining it in the bag and later burning it in a church or other holy ground.
Dude, Christine is so hot and I almost fucked her, but when I pulled off her pants her battleskunk drove me out the door