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When the law forces you to do something directly against your will, and breaks the 13th Amendment
I'm legally obliged to say bursting burst
Legally by Le epic biggie cheese November 30, 2019

Legally Skilled 

A Stupid Ad That you don't have to look very hard to find.
If you do a Triple flip Even Though Literally a baby could do it, you are Legally Skilled.
Legally Skilled by Hmmmcorn June 3, 2019

legally blind 

The amount of vision one has where they can see, barely, but not enough to drive a getaway car.
I'm innocent. I am legally blind, so how am I gonna drive a getaway car?
legally blind by jermwash November 11, 2014

legally skilled 

A word game companies made to use in their stupid ads because they aren't creative
If you can complete this level you are legally skilled.
legally skilled by nobutyesbutno February 4, 2021

legally tugboat 

Legally tugboat is like "Legally Blond" but without and blond and with the tugboat: meaning smart, short, ugly, and fat. She is type of girl your friend sets you up with by saying "she had a nice personality!" Like a tugboat, she looks like she wears a couple of tires around her waist the prevent hip damage!!!!!
Hey man, how did that date go the other night with that girl? Well, she never sent me a body shot, but when I met her, she was "legally tugboat!" Meaning, she went to law school, but was the ugliest chick there; nevertheless my cock thrusts were absorbed by her tire buffers and I blew a load all over her face!
legally tugboat by Stagmen June 6, 2021

legally black 

A preppy, ditsy, well-dressed African-American female who is just like the Reese Witherspoon character Elle Woods in the film Legally Blonde except she's "legally black."
Look at you! Dressed up all jazzy and actin' all
air-headed. What are you supposed to be?--Legally black?!
legally black by Phoenix Keith December 26, 2007