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Backwater 

A place where minds have stagnated by a process of floating on one's Back and being baptized under-Water.
If you find yourself lost in some backwater town, don't try to reason with the natives. This could hurt their minds and provoke an attack.
Backwater by Cineambulist January 28, 2010

Backwater 

When the sexual partner put a water bottle up his partners butthole and squeezes the water out of the bottle and into the butthole
BACKWATER ME BABY
Backwater by Big_Rig05 April 6, 2017

Backwater 

Referring to a person or location that is rural and/or considered trashy.
If that backwater hick you call a husband doesn't quit siphoning gas out of my car, i'm tipping off CPS about y'alls malnourished, crack-addicted baby.
Backwater by NightSteak9 April 7, 2025

Backwater hoe 

Back water is where the current don’t reach the water so Ts stagnant. A backwater hoe is a dumb hoe because common sense ain’t reached yo brain apparently
This backwater hoe don’t even get it
Backwater hoe by KingKong26379493 February 9, 2022

backwater-bastardism 

A saying or term that reflects a hillbilly, or redneck mentality. A word to make fun of backwoods types.
1rst man: "I'm more frustrated than a dog with roller skates with a female in heat at the top of a concrete hill."

2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!"
backwater-bastardism by Talsier September 8, 2010

Backwater Place

(N.)
A backwater place is characterized by it's technological & social stagnation and/or regression in terms of it's capacity for need fulfillment.
The Earth in 2022 is a backwater place. Everybody doesn't have full Human Rights. Hate Groups still exist. Climate Change isn't solved. And I can't print out unlimited robot waifus to join me in full-dive vr JPMMORPGs.