Tapio 

Tapio is a god of forests. The King of the forests. The Alpha. Some say his beard is wooden and his eyes like two bottomless lakes.

"Let's go deep into the woods."
"Ok, but we must hope Tapio is in a good mood."

Tapio by Ville88 December 17, 2020

tapio 

A person in denial of Yeats prowess in music creation

Person 1 : yeat is soo mid carti is better

person 2 : ur government name is tapio

tapio by The mother of tongues July 19, 2022

Arsepipe Tapioca 

A wonderful substance created during a furious session of bedroom gymnastics between a man and a woman.

While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.

This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!

‘I’m so tired today’ said George, ‘I was up all night hammering Mildred up the tradesman’s, after I spaffed my wad up her nipsy she licked my rod clean and commented that she wished she had a Ritz cracker handy to much the arsepipe tapioca off’

Arsepipe Tapioca by Marty the Hat November 12, 2019

happy tapioca 

to be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. (as seen on Jimmy Kimmel's "This Week in Unnecessary Censorship")

from Scooby Doo
Fred: They're gonna teach me a move called happy tapioca, I don't know what it is but apparently I'll be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. See you around!

happy tapioca by lifeg0eson666 October 22, 2010

Tallahassee Tapout 

Traditional sex maneuver that's performed while in the 69 position. Quickly and without notice wrap your legs around the woman's neck and begin breaking wind until she taps out and/or passes out.

Nothing out of the ordinary officer, but it might be related to me giving her the Tallahassee Tapout. Will she be ok?

Tallahassee Tapout by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Taphouse 

A bar/pub where everybody in Surrey goes too...to get fcked up especially surrey jacks where they go do yayo in the bathroom and get turned down majority of the time by girls. Your local slurrey girls go there as well to get fcked up and forget about their ex.

Gary: "Hey Fudu, wanna go to the taphouse n get fckin hectic or wat?"

Buddy Guy: "I'm downzzz broo let's go roll deeeep in the charger brooo"

Taphouse by Straightupyeooo September 18, 2018

Tapistrate 

A combination of the two words tap and decorate. This word is used as a verb, and means the act of decorating a female's vagina. The decorations include mainly a penis. Other holes may also come into play.

"I am going to Tapistrate every hole tonight, It is going to look amazing!"

Tapistrate by ConksDonks September 13, 2014