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Timing by Gong-gong boy September 22, 2022

Timing Trick 

The act of two people having sex. When the male is about to cum, he pulls out but instead of cumming, he shoved his fingers down his throat and vomits on the female
The other night, I pulled a timing trick on my girlfriend and she left me
Timing Trick by Dragz3r December 22, 2019

Timing Belt 

noun: A timing belt, or cam belt (informal usage), is a part of an internal combustion engine that controls the timing of the engine's valves. The belt itself is one of man's most painstaking automotive repairs as it requires 5-8 hours to replace. A timing belt repair is one of the most unsatisfactory jobs because it does not show any sign of improvement after replacing. A common timing belt repair is $700 dollars at a mechanic and almost $1,000 at a dealership. A poor functioning timing belt can also be an excuse to hang with friends.
Boy 1: "Yo dude can you chill this weekend?"

Boy 2:"Nah man I gotta change the timing belt in the truck."

Boy 1:"Alright I guess Ill talk to you later."
Timing Belt by Tbelt April 9, 2011

timing your pee 

A competition that you have with your friend when you're trying to drink the appropriate amount of water everyday. At first your body isn't used to the amount of water you're taking in so you constantly pee, and eventually it evolves into who can pee for the longest. It's possible that the rest of your friends will try to pee for as long as you but they are doing it for the wrong reasons and therefore can't pee for nearly as long. The record stands at 1:03.98 seconds but stands to be broken in the next few days. It will be an ongoing competition until our bodies finally get used to this much water intake per day. It is undetermined exactly how long that is.
Timing your pee.

timing set back

That guy over there keeps trying to bite his own nose, boy is his timing set back.
timing set back by D Doubleyou March 5, 2019

Call of Duty Timing 

When you're waiting for what feels like ages for someone to peek the window or around the corner, and the exact moment you look away or reload, they come out and kill you.
I hate Call of Duty Timing, dude! They always peek right as I go away.