Moisturizing

The act of using a ziplock bag, to pipe ones own cum into ass hole. This usually leads to being depressed, or having a lack luster life.

Hey Jaydon want to Game tonight? No Johnny Ive been moisturizing! Kinda feel like being a soggy pillow tonight.

Moisturizing by MoistUncle August 17, 2021

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moisturizing star

A woman with a heavenly body that quenches any man's deepest thirst without breaking a sweat.

Movie actress and comedy sensation Lauren Francesca is a moisturizing star.

moisturizing star by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011

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Moisturzing Shot

When you cum in a girls vagina and then masturbate

I was screwing her then i gave her a Moisturzing shot!

Moisturzing Shot by shotsex December 20, 2020

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moisturizium

Its what you get after a long slow kiss from moisturized lips.

Moisturizium is a state of mind

moisturizium by Gemmize September 11, 2022

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moisturizium

What happens with a kiss from soft moisturized lips

Moisturizium is a state of mind when we kiss

moisturizium by Gemmize September 11, 2022

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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