"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the Krabitalism of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the
foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send
the hammer of the people's will crashing through
the windows of Mr. Krabs' House of Servitude! The Gentle Laborer shall not be overrun by Krabitalism!"