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Weiskirch Diagonal 

A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.
Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.
Weiskirch Diagonal by the angler October 10, 2012
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Weinstein 

Getting slapped in the face by a large cock and then getting teabagged repeatedly.
Uggh! Jim's being such a douche! I'm gonna Weinstein him!
Weinstein by JWAT April 17, 2006
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"thank you for coming into my life, i love you."
"me too, me too."
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"Oh, you mean heartbreak?"
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Harvey Weinstein 

Jacking off in to a potted plant while your partner (usually unwilling) looks on in horror.
I told that pervert no so he Harvey Weinsteined my palm tree instead!
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weissenheimer

a smart ass, or practical joker.
term is of German origin.
John has a quip for any comment. What a weissenheimer!
weissenheimer by jagertroop September 18, 2006
Noun. - A weigs
Adj. - A weigs
Synonym. - A weigs

(also) Someone that makes everything hard look easy and everything easy look hard

(also) The paragon of beauty, the Neo-Adonis, what all men love to hate and what all women hate to love. But the sad fact is all woman do love, and do hate loving.
Hey look! That weigs is a weigs!!
Weigs by Syd McVicious September 1, 2009