Fart-on 

When someone sits on guy’s lap and farts so strongly that the vibration results in the guy getting a hard-on

Dude, Jennifer sat on my lap and she let one loose and I sprung a fart-on!

Fart-on by KDS117 December 31, 2017

fart on 

a fart so relieving you get a boner

yeah fred held that last fart in all day so when he let it go he got a fart on

fart on by fudgewad September 25, 2011

Fart on my balls 

To have intercourse with a woman

I fucked her so hard, she fart on my balls

Hey baby, wanna swing by my place later and fart on my balls

Fart on my balls by TRexus May 29, 2010

fart on your cornflakes

Synonymous to raining on your parade.

Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.

Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.

fart on your cornflakes by m.c. phatback November 30, 2009

Fart on my hard on 

An expression of shock or suprise similar to "shit on my dick"; Pootin' on a pecker

Brennon: I just found out I got AIDS

Ryan: Well fart on my hard on! that sucks for you!

Fart on my hard on by Frankie Puscher December 18, 2012

Fart On Boobies 

The act of releasing ones built up flatulence upon a set of woman's breasts.

Kyle enjoys a good fart on boobies.

Brittany loves to have two hundred pound bottoms release pent up gaseous fumes upon her breasts.

Little Tommy Farted on big Janeqiuas black boobs.

I just farted on my girlfreinds boobies, and it knocked her out.

Fart On Boobies by YNNV8V August 4, 2011

fart on my boner 

An incident that occurs which causes feelings of disappointment.

That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.

fart on my boner by stupidass January 16, 2006