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1) A number
2) The holiday of when someone turns 5000 days old, usually around age 13-14.
3) Slang that means "I'm gone," or "I'm out."
1) 5000 people attended
2) Happy 5000!
3) I'm 5000, I have to 5000
5000 by swrld November 23, 2020

5000 dead 

Guelph royal police service racists kill count as green berets irregular I'm only at 67 and I use legislature.they use handgonnes.
I'm scared of the monster that left 5000 dead
5000 dead by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

DoucheTron 5000 

DoucheTron 5000 is the robot version of Trump. It is programmed to only lie and fraudulently cheat and alienate all who have the misfortune to cross its path. It automatically grabs any woman's pussy within reach. DoucheTron 5000 also takes massive dumps like its "human" counterpart. Its main weakness is its fragile ego software.
DoucheTron 5000 had a meltdown today when confronted with irrefutable facts and logic.
DoucheTron 5000 by EightBall July 23, 2018

Nigger 5000

you know Joe down the street? yeah he got one of them new nigger 5000's. works like a charm. picks cotton faster than any of my niggers.
Nigger 5000 by blargalarga June 24, 2015

Chicken nugget 5000 

Group that Sebee forces people to join
Sebee: DO U WAT RECRUIT? JOIN CHICKEN NUGGET 5000 AND GIVE ROBUK ALSO USE STAR CODE SEBEE

Faggotron-5000 

When somebody is being so extremely unenjoyable and faggot-like, you can't think of any other word to call them except for Faggotron-5000.
Man, Jeff won't quit cock-blocking me in front of Linda, what a Faggotron-5000!