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squeezing the ketchup 

"Bro don't disturb I'm squeezing the ketchup!"

Sneezing Kerfuffle

When you're onset with a sudden violent sneezing fit and unfortunately rip a couple of suspicious farts.
Must of been some pollen or something, but I was folding laundry and started sneezing violently, suddenly I had the worst Sneezing Kerfuffle. Now I have to do more laundry.

The Sneezing Keaster 

A dangerously deranged sexual act that involves rubbing a line of chili powder under your partner’s nose during anal sex. At the peak moment, just before climax, you shove their face into the pillow, pushing the chili powder into their nostrils, and triggering the sneeze of doom.

The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.
“She asked me to do the Sneezing Keaster. I brought chili powder and a helmet.”

“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”

Squeezing toothpaste 

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.
That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

squeezing a dwarf 

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

Squeezing the puck

When you fan on a shot with a wide open net.
Awh buddy talk about squeezing the puck on that one. Fuckin plug show over here