Sharpthorne 

A place where large amounts of unwashed masses can be found. And a couple of washed ones.

'I got lost in Sharpthorne today.'
'I can see, you have dirty kneecaps.'

Sharpthorne by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

Shorthorned dribbler 

A person who's swagger is MUCH bigger than their junk..

He played her like a fiddle, got her in bed and she laughed at his shorthorned dribbler. He was hung like an angry gerbil.

Shorthorned dribbler by Futureghst-MJC September 30, 2012

Shartphone 

What a smartphone turns into as soon as it is taken into the shitter; due to the “exit deuce process” – (see “exit deuce process”)

Friend to Randy: “Randy, I got Bob on the phone here and he wants to talk to you” - hands phone to Randy

Randy: “What up Bob?”
Bob to Randy: “Did you wipe the phone before you pressed it to your face?”
Randy: “Oops, shartphone!”
Bob: “Oh man, you know Randy takes about six craps a day, you have shartface now!” (see “shartface”)

Shartphone by 3dPulP November 4, 2012