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The Donovan 

It is when sexual intercourse occurs that is so intense that bruises occur around the vagina.
Johnny did The Donovan on me last week, it still hurts!
The Donovan by JACKoffHAMMER January 22, 2020

The Donovan 

When you can't see your own penis due to flab so you rub tuna on your crevices so your cat comes and licks it off
I ran out of bits to send people on Twitch, so I opened a can and did The Donovan
The Donovan by Rayven Morrigana September 4, 2019

The Donovan Creep 

A man who breaks social rules in an odd & frightening way
Oh that drunk guy last night at the flat party was doing The Donovan Creep, attempting to resist & drag that big boned honey into the bedroom, she then luckily got rescued by her friend
The Donovan Creep by Jonny casualty November 17, 2011

The law of Donovan 

The law of Donovan states that anything that appears to be shorter then Donovan is actually taller than Donovan
Damn that kid hella short I think he’s shorter than Donovan

Nope the law of Donovan states that he that kid is taller then Donovan

Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums 

A name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortal men. Having a name even a little similar to this, automatically ensures that you will receive bitches, and dominate all men, that stand before you.
Human 1: Dude did you see that absolute Chad yesterday!?

Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...

Human 1: I'm horny already...