Castulo 

The kind of guy who tattoo a smiley face on his dick and try to show it to his friends.

Castulo: have I shown you guys my tattoo?

Friend: bro if you whip you dick out one more time I swear to god.

Castulo by singingstrings December 19, 2016

castulize 

politically correct manner of demeaning a persons character beyond dirt level. a non-physical castration of ones ego done in public. the feeling one gets when ones assertiveness is crushed by overwhelming evidence of the contrary.

She mentioned him as an example of inefficient use of the companies time & money - he was castulized

one is castulized when finding a porn site of his wife fornicating with a dude on his new lawn tractor.

castulize by von Brown October 19, 2007

khurt castalone 

He must be the most handsome and cute person in the Philippines.

Ohhhh damn, that guy is a good looking. He must be Khurt Castalone

khurt castalone by VTEEEEC November 22, 2021

crastulo 

when your parents think you're a goth because you wear all black and don't mind sitting in the dark but really you're not you just don't give a shit.

Mum: why do you sit in the dark you're basically a goth
Jane: stop being so crastulo

Mum: fine

crastulo by 3lla April 20, 2018

Castelobruxo 

Brazilian magic school

Me *gets admitted to Castelobruxo* Roblox: NOOOOO

Castelobruxo by QWERTY keyboard layout June 13, 2022