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The kind of guy who tattoo a smiley face on his dick and try to show it to his friends.
Castulo: have I shown you guys my tattoo?

Friend: bro if you whip you dick out one more time I swear to god.
Castulo by singingstrings December 19, 2016
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castulize 

politically correct manner of demeaning a persons character beyond dirt level. a non-physical castration of ones ego done in public. the feeling one gets when ones assertiveness is crushed by overwhelming evidence of the contrary.
She mentioned him as an example of inefficient use of the companies time & money - he was castulized

one is castulized when finding a porn site of his wife fornicating with a dude on his new lawn tractor.
castulize by von Brown October 19, 2007
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khurt castalone 

He must be the most handsome and cute person in the Philippines.
Ohhhh damn, that guy is a good looking. He must be Khurt Castalone
khurt castalone by VTEEEEC November 22, 2021

crastulo 

when your parents think you're a goth because you wear all black and don't mind sitting in the dark but really you're not you just don't give a shit.
Mum: why do you sit in the dark you're basically a goth
Jane: stop being so crastulo

Mum: fine
crastulo by 3lla April 20, 2018

Castelobruxo 

Me *gets admitted to Castelobruxo* Roblox: NOOOOO
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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