pendant 

Pendant, n.

One who, by correcting others, gives himself (or herself) just enough rope by which to hang.

Bill: "That bloke's a total pendant."

Ben: "I think you mean 'pedant,' mate."

Bill: "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. BTW, is this noose too tight?"

pendant by zutelwortle October 14, 2007

Pendant Susters 

Two people that have pendant shaped necklaces that are similar but not alike.

Ex: I have an amethyst pendant necklace, my friend has a Quartz pendant necklace, this makes us pendant susters.

A: AHH OMGGG??? DO YOU HAVE WHAT I THINK YOU DO??
B: OMGGG NO WAY ARE WE....MATCHING??
A: YESSSS
A&B: WE ARE PENDANT SUSTERS!!

Pendant Susters by Layroxy March 21, 2021

anal pendant 

Like a pearl necklace, but a single gob deposited on or near the anus.

Having already dumped a load into his cockholster, he didn't have enough in reserve to serve up a pearl necklace, so he gave her an anal pendant instead.

anal pendant by Thrice Goatly December 7, 2009

anal pendant 

buttsex resulting in not enough ejaculate for a pearl necklace, but sufficient for a pooling of spaff between the clavicles

he was too close to running on empty to give her the pearl necklace she requested, but still ensured that he left his cornholee with an anal pendant as a consolation prize

anal pendant by hot fur magnet December 8, 2009

ur descendant hung from ur pendant 

absolute destruction. use this and you will get clam india.

ur descendant hung from ur pendant
*unleashes a black hole bigger than ur moms inside-outer

ur descendant hung from ur pendant by john stromboli February 22, 2021

St Benedict exorcist key pendant

Key like pendant that tell Satan begone the dragon protection from evil,poison temptations and spiritual warfare not to mess anybody style up or thug life or favorite rapper or actor or actress or child actor or actress

I have to pray my st Benedict exorcist key pendant for protection from satan

St Benedict exorcist key pendant by The muscle April 21, 2025

Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome 

Grammatical (or grammar) pedantry syndrome is an illness or a form of obsessive-compulsive disorder where someone has a compulsive desire to correct any grammatical errors one has made and is obsessed with taking this peculiar, constant, and vexatious (from the target's perspective) action.

"Me and mark ate cookies!"
"You mean, 'Mark and I ate cookies!'"
"Stop it!"
"Sorry, I have Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome."

Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome by Terminological inexactitude September 18, 2013